Tuesday, August 26, 2008

afternoon procrastination

Blog of the day:  Postcards from Yo Mama

First You Pierce Your Nose, Then You Have Illegitimate Children

Me: I’m piercing my nose

Mom: Fine, I’m not raising your illegitimate children.

Me: What?

Mom: You’ll pierce your nose, get a trashy boyfriend and end up with illegitimate children. You and your trashy boyfriend are not living in my house, and neither are your kids.

Me: Wow mom, thanks for the credit. Clearly that’s the natural progression after piercing your nose


Thankfully this is not the response I received when I pierced my nose.  

1 comment:

Scott said...

Dear Liz,

I am your illegitimate child. It's time you knew.


PS: I finally read your blog.